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yes she did but she decide that she just wanted her grandkids to get more toys than anyothers my grandma selfish
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She and Santa worked out an out of court agreement. I cannot discuss the details + 5
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after three days in a hotel room with santa she dropped all charges, but she still hooks up with him at least once a month
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No, but grandpa got out his rifle and made sure we ate good the year that followed.
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No. There was a major lack of forensic evidence linking him to the crime. It could have any number of people who committed that heinous act. Kris Kringle Saint Nicholas Old Man Christmas Father Christmas Père Noël Kerstman . There were all potential suspects.
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No - she took it as her Christmas gift ;P
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no it was when he got stuck up her chimeny
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Nah, he got all worried, then she invited him in and they started getting frisky, at which point, I stole the bag of presents and ruined Christmas for humanity. It was awesome.
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ROTFL...+5
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no, the nutmeg took effect on her
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No, she got a free ride on Santa's sledge and lots of gifts +5
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She died. Now Santa's going to hell.
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Unfortunately her claim was unsucessful due to the fact that she was arrested for being drunk and disorderly that very same evening!
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No, it wasn't my grandma who got run over. It was somebody else's grandma. My grandma was riding the reindeer! Sorry.
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She was off her meds and had a few too many eggnogs, so her state of mind was in question.
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No way. She ran over HIM.
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Have your sessions with AA been of no help?
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No, sadly she died. But, on the upside, we all inherited her millions.
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