Whats the worst thing you can say or do right after a woman gives birth?
by 
Kiddo Safarii
ANSWERS: 31
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"What is it's name"
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"WTF IS that!!"
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ugly little runt aint he! must take after your side dear. and for god sake put on a little make up!
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you really look terrible+6
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Are you ready to start making the next one?
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"Let's do that again" or "Do you think we could trade him for that one over there?"
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Well what was the big deal? Looked easy to me!!!
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My husband called my mother and said "She's beautiful. I didn't think she would be, but I was going to love her anyways." And, while I was getting stitches, in pain, trying to convince the doctor that it *hurt* (the doctor insisted I couldn't feel it. Interesting, that comment) he was off admiring the baby, which, I am quite sure, if he had been paying any sort of attention, he would have been able to help me get them to apply a topical. As it was, it took a midwife walking in to reprimand the doctor. I'm pretty sure he feels bad about it to this day. >:)
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"See Honey! It wasn't so bad!" lol
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1. Damn Wtf happened to you 2. We got a fucked up baby
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i think we sould try for a brother or sister for our new arrivel
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Look, I know we can't have intercourse for like awhile, but how about a blow job?
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damn was that your p...y,i ll never f..k again +3
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What's for dinner?
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"So, uh... You wanna... You know... Hanky panky?"
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"I'll be right back honey, my girlfriend is about to deliver my other baby down the hall."
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Wow, gross:)
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Why didn't you abort that ugly wretch while you still had the chance?!
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I missed the game for that?
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"Oh whew. It's not mine."
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"Should have aborted that POS"
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"Wow, this was really stressful for me"
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Thank God thats over...now lets get you some liposuction
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I guess we are not going bowling tonight.
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It's your wrong time to tell you i'm break-up? .. and by the way the other girl is your sister.. :P
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Whew, thank God it doesn't look like you. - I had a twinge of shame when I wrote that! :)
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Ready? Good. Now I have to go to my other 6 girlfriends - they are giving birth to my children too. See ya! ;D
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Did it hurt much honey?
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I would say what happened to my friend would be the worst... her husband asked the Dr. if he could put in a couple extra stitches down there
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TELL HER THAT HER BABY LOOKS LIKE YOUR BROTHER HAHAHAHA
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Ask if you can make another one.
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