by 
RobotMan
ANSWERS: 15
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Try to avoid it.
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Tie a ribbon to its mouth then throw a big book on top of it and jump up and down on the book lol
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Say a prayer to save my sole.
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Rip its tongue out lol
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I wouldn't tell a soul because tongues would be wagging. Then I might be considered a heel and someone might lace my drink with something. I'm really going to watch my step, tow the line and put my best foot forward. So don't try to pump me for information;)
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Ask them to throw me the other one.
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Probably duck like bush did :>).
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Scare it with a shoe horn
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I would steal it's sole.
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Check myself into the loony bin.
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Sock it.
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Ohhh.....you gotta be extra careful with those puppies. They tend to travel in pairs. Watch yer 6! +5
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Archery
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One of MY shoes??? I hate shoe shopping so the ones I wear are falling apart and held together with duct tape. I can't imagine they could do much...
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Burn it.
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