If you could use any household item as a weapon, what would it be
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ANSWERS: 81
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electric carving knife
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Any spray can and a lighter.
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A toilet brush sword and a toilet seat shield.
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that's easy, a butter knife... o_o
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Mostly I will use the knife as a weapon.
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use the a iron like brass knuckles
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silverware.... veryy deadly! lol :)
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well, i the only thing that i think would work is, presuming the intruder is a man, i would use my naked breast's to lure him outside, then run for my life to the nearest help i could find. I'm not a very good fighter, so i am choosing my next most power as a woman, haha.....although im not really sure if it would work, but it sounds like a good plan........
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aside from the obvious (kitchen utensils)...Drano
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Kitchen knife or boiling hot water from the kettle/tea pot
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I'm not going to say knife, too obvious. No one likes getting hit with things from the bathroom (no matter how clean it is) so I'm going with the toilet brush. And, this picture frame my mom gave me not too long ago. Very light with sharp corners. Deadly.
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Extension cord.
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I don't know about everyone else, but one of my household items is the gun behind the door.
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A can of bug spray.
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My RAZOR sharp large Henckels chef's knife. It's truly "Shaving Sharp" , and could be used very effectively as a weapon in a defense situation.
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Wasp and hornet spray.
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The first item I could get my hand on which would be a sharp knife.
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baseball bat, nice reach, many options.
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The good old claw hammer. Or an axe handle if you got one.
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gosh i really hope all these people like me - it's gettin kinda scary around this place !!
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aside from all the above, I'd say A. cast iron skillet B. A can of hair spray & a lighter(mini torch) C. A wet rolled up towel, I had 3 male cousins I grew up with & I could pop a fly out of mid air along with pop a knot 2 inches high any where on your body if I need too,lol. Mess with me, I dare ya intruder(grunts) hiyaaahh SNAP!
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The AR-15 in the front closet or the Abrahms tank in the garage.
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Whatever I could lay my hands on.
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There are a few things listed here that I would go to first, IF for some reason, I couldn't get to a gun. That's quite unlikely, however. Since no one has mentioned these two though, I'll add a couple of very effective ones to the list. Never underestimate the power of a well-thrown soup can. I used one very effectively to defend myself one night while working third shift in a gas station. Aim for the head. Another good option is carb or brake parts cleaner. Without a lighter, simply use it like you would use mace. Aim for the eyes. Anything can be a weapon if the situation calls for it. I prefer things that allow me to defend myself from some distance, the closer a "bad guy" gets, the more likely I am to be over-powered.
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A chainsaw would be a classic choice....:-D... . . .
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My rolling pin or my broom. Whack! lol!
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a can of Raid would work nicely.. give me enough time to run away
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BLEACH
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my hockey stick and broken skateboard deck under my cupboard,,actually i'm prefer the unclean toilet brush cause that really scary man,,,
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Well I have a can of wasp and hornet spray that shoots about 20'. Along with a lighter this could be a pretty good weapon.
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My cat.
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Probably the mini crossbow in my closet.
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A knife or a candlestick. I have a large wooden oone that would definitely hurt.
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oven cleaner spray
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My meatloaf....
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It would be a toss up between my Chinese chopping knife, my nun chucks and my wifes cooking. The last being the most deadly.
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Flour and pepper..I'll throw them at the intruder's face. Wohooo!!Ü
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my nasty mother in law!
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A broom handle.
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my shotgun, knives, or bow
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broom or mop,chopping board
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My toilet wand. It has poision +3.
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Meat clever.
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My Sabatier cleaver. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21VMNSAEQ2L.jpg You can shave with it.
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Cheese grater. They would rue the day they came into my home.
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That would depend upon the circumstances and the time I had. I could make a reasonable explosive with what I could find in most houses.
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Broomstick. I have a thick deck scrubber with a thick stick on it, that is the perfect size for use as a quarterstaff.
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I might chase an intruder with my snowblower. Not quite 'Fargo' but close.
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Not sure, but I reckon I could flatten someone with a steam iron.
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It would depend on what I am fighting. If it is an ant I would use something different that if it was an aunt.
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The washing machine.
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.44 Calibur handgun,and yes, it is a household item. Do you feel lucky?
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My meat clever scorthing hot from being exsposed to flames (exsesive heat sorce).
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The phone. If that doesn't work than I'm going for the knives:-)
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I think a chefs knife would be pretty intimidating.
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Electricity
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A motherboard as a shield and a computer mouse as a whip!
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80 pound doberman....hungry, at that.
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I would use the CRT of my TV. Assuming it was still energized, I would have kV's of potential energy with which to shock someone. Even if it wasn't energized, it would still be like hitting someone with a beer bottle, only with toxic gases inside.
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a chair works for me.
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my toilet..if i could lift it..imagine slapping someone upside the head with a toilet..crraaaack! lol
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marshmallows and shove them down their throats
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Baby oil and black pepper mixed together in a spray container.. instant pepper spray
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A bottle of bleach?
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IF I could find it (and that's the real trick) I'd use the hammer! Otherwise, the kitchen is a real repository of weapons - a chopstick in the eye works real well, not to mention a fork in the gonads.
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My mind..fight smarter, not harder.
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Depends on what the other guy has...but I'm partial to the classic baseball bat.
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i wouldn't use a weapon i would just fist fight
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a rocket launcher
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Make peace and talk it over before the fight. If that doesnt work, i got the power of my cat,legs,and elbows
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.45 cal.
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A bodyguard.
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my fist
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Manstopper 357 Mag
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grenades. My 2 cents.
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kitchen knife
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my wife
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a good glass cleaner spraying would burn anyone's eyes out. and who can fight without eyes? aside from Daredevil?
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a cheese grater, so i could grate their face off
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cattl prod
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A hoe. Just because it has a funny name. =P
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