ANSWERS: 22
-
Go see a doctor! But what ever you do don't hit it with a hammer or other blunt object! It won't solve the problem, only make it worse!
-
put a hand puppet on it, name it, and make it your friend for the day. haha
-
Serious answer: See a doctor Joking answer: Hang a hat on it
-
Show it to everyone and brag. It will probably be the last chance you will ever have. It may not work anymore.
-
Same thing happened to my friend he put it in a bucket full of ice! lol worked perfectly. or you can call ur girlfriend.........
-
Draw a smiley face on it, put a bow on and give it to your girlfriend. (still attached of course) hahhahaha
-
Tie a flag to it.
-
try masturbating or having sex. if tat doesnt work, go to the dr.
-
I have an idea.
-
If I touch it will it bite me:):):)
-
pull out your pockets (for ears)and pretend your an elephant +5
-
pray! i been there, done that:-)) it can be REALLY PAINFUL
-
You should see a doctor immediately, as an erection lasting more than a few hours can be injurious to your organ. If you decide not to see the doctor, consider wearing very baggy pants to hide it, as it may draw inadvertent attention. (wink)
-
get three hookers and call me in the morning? Im just sayin...
-
Go to the ER, unless you want it to fall off.
-
Ok, are you serious here? I mean What's going on? You could totally do some real damage if it goes untreated. You're joking right?
-
First thing is call all your friends and brag. Then maybe call a lady friend over. Then call a doctor.
-
say the pledge of the legionce
-
Go to a club and hit it against married women.
-
Have a woman lick & suck on it for a long time....then you can also have sex....then some more sucking on your hardeness...more sex again if still does not take care of it........just keep at it! +5
-
masturbate to the moonlight.
-
Hang your towel on it when you are in the bathroom.
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC