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ho humm pigs bumm i can't think of anythinggg:( vair vair sorry
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9K4BKkLaCI Here you go, give a listen. Simple and very effective.
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trey eating a taco...that always does the trick for me.
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male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow-job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!". :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v3d6SFcDys Turn up the volume and rock the house @ 4:25
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Why don't you do something that you really enjoy. Treat yourself today! You deserve it. In the meantime, watch this for shits and giggles. http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/2283/Leno+Needs+A+Bodyguard/#
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Life is full of people who will make you laugh,cry, smile untill your face hurts,and so happy that you be thinking that you'll burst,But the one who leaves their footprints on your soul are the one that keep life going.
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Maybe some funny commercials will do the trick. : ) Enjoy ...
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I would, but my ankles are ashy!
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check this site out; fmylife http://www.fmylife.com/ some ppl are surely doing worse than you ;)
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This baby should cheer you up.
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"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'. "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
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I hope this puts a smile on your face. The ending is worth waiting to see. I hope you feel better soon. +5
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Maybe if you do as my Parrot does when he's down, hang upside down to view life at a different angle....Or take a nice long shower....
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... browse this ... and bookmark it ... http://www.joe-ks.com/ .
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Here is a little story that might perk you up! Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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