I had to have bifocals today. Am I officially old?
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Beavis - the other white meat
ANSWERS: 24
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No - you will be officially old when they take away your bifocals and replace them with a white stick.
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No don't feel bad I wear glasses,not all the time,but look and feel youthful.As you get older your vision changes that does'nt necessarily mean your old you just have trouble seeing:)
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Its all downhill from here. I hope you paid extra for the No line ones.
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Yes, you've crossed over, Beavis :-).
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Yeah, sorry. We have to take you to the old people home now :(
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Nope. Your eyes just officially suck. My mother had to get bifocals when she was 40.
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do you really want to know?
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Welcome to the club.
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No. It just means you are accumulating wisdom.
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Nope! I got my first pair of glasses in 8th grade. Was I old at 13? I'm sure many parts of you (including your mind) are still officially "young." In my opinion, you're only as old as you feel. Don't go off the deep end, and enjoy your new sight!! :-)) +5
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you are never old if you have bifocals as young people have the bifocal and at least you have eyes to see and other who are blind .
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Bifocals (Check) Old (Check) =]
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I never had prescription glasses sofar and I am 73. Am I officially young?.....
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Goodness no. I have seen many children who wear bifocals, Beavis...+5
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Not yet. Then your stomach goes and you can't eat what you are used to eating. Then you have arthritis and you need to take your pills. Then your knees go, and you need a cane. You still have a long way to go, so enjoy your bifocals!
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We're not getting older, we're just getting better. +5
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Hmmm... Do you slowly shake your fist at neighborhood kids when they walk on your grass?
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Ohhhh! Do you feel like you're drunk with them on? The last time I had my eyes checked; they told me I needed bifocals! I felt like I must be an old geezer too; LOL! I got a pair of the no-line kind and I still hate them! I prefer to wear my contacts and to just use reading glasses when I need to read something. I'm still hoping I get used to them. Hope you like yours Beavis!
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Nah,, sign of intelligence.
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When you get the trifocals.....then I can call you old ;-D
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HHHmmmmm . . . I think you can only be called old when you get the senior citizen discount without showing anyone your ID. [Of course, that also means you get to make lewd jokes, say whatever you want, and everyone will just shake their heads because you're "old". Oh, the plans I have for when I am old.]
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It depends... how high have you been pulling up your pants? My husband wears trifocals, but since his pants ride just above the hips he is still not old.
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nah, your only as old as you feel...
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NO, SO DID I 2 WEEKS AGO. I DON'T THINK OR CONSIDER MYSELF OLD YET!
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