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Most places in coastal Florida. The elevation is quite low and on few (but isn't one too many) occasions, caskets have been known to...umm...rise...
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Head first in Uranus.
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In the planter outside your house.
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under a ton of debt... or in a radioactive dumping site.
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if you're still alive--any place!
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On the kitchen table! +5
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The worst place is buried alive + 5
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Anywhere your loved ones cant come and visit if they want to. (And if they dont want to visit me I want to be buried in the back yard just to bug them!) HA!
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the ground.i will not be put in the damn ground.
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Richard Simmons house
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Camp 7 en route to Mount Everest.
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Next to my mother.....that would make for a long eternity.
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Under your breastessess.
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A dog pound! They'll dig you all up and drag pieces of you everywhere and it will be all gross.
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with you with no chips, beer or playing cards.
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In the back of the Freelings house by the swimming pool or whats commonly known as the family from the "Poltergeist" movies.
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Under your step parents floor boards.
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In the backyard of a serial killer's home.
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The middle of the street.
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Between two of your ex's.
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In your own backyard.
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in some kid's sandbox.
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under an oil rig.
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A flood plain
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under a public toilet or near a brothel
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under raw sewage! lol
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A supermarket frozen section.
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...under the MASHPOTATOES and GRAVY on OPRAH'S dinner plate?
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In a hastily dug shallow grave where people rarely come by after I was brutally murdered...
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bostjan the adequate 🥉Better after than before.
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Next to Ed Gein's grave in Plainfield Cemetery, Wisconsin.
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