When shouldn't you eat a cookie?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 31
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IF the man next door is starving.
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Right when they come out of the oven. The chocalate chips are extremely hot.
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When someone says HEY GUESS WHAT I MADE THE HUGEST BATCH OF RAZOR-BLADE COOKIES TODAY! WANT SOME? HERE TAKE 6587 COOKIES YUM! I would guess that would be a sign "Not" to take any cookies....well for today at least.....
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if your out of milk. You can't have a cookie without milk
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If you really want one.
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when its the first one out of the bag.
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right before the hot chick starts asking you a guestion
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when it is a computer cookie.
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When you have a mouth full of carnitas burrito.
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When trying to stick to a diet!
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When someone who doesn't like you is just a little too excited by it.
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it might make my sugar go high, but i eat one every now and then to keep things interesting.
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when you're trying to loose weight. If you have high blood sugar. when you don't want to spoil your appetite. And when it would be better to eat something nutritious.
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at night. you wont burn the calories
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If you stole it from the Cookie Monster while he was napping. I'm sure he counted them before he fell asleep and there will be hell to pay when he wakes up.
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When I don't have one to offer you.
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You should not eat a cookie if it has fallen into someone's spit on the ground, if you have to take it out of the dog's mouth, if someone has stepped on it, if your hands are filthy, if you have dropped it into the toilet bowl, if a little kid is going to cry because he want's it, if it's made out of plastic, or rubber, if the "sell by" date is 9 or more years old, if it contains nuts or some other ingredients that you are allergic to, if it's not baked, if the cat has been pushing it around on the floor, if you find just that one in a bathroom, if you're offered broccoli to go with it, or brussel sprouts, or asparagus, if you're just born or if you are about to die.......
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When it is really a Metamucil wafer and you are on a non-stop road trip.
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When the dentist is trying to do a root canal
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swimming the channel during open heart surgery (as doctor or patient) cleaning out a cesspit
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When falling out of an airplane without a parachute....
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when theirs a better dessert in front of you.
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When you're allergic to nuts.
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When it is made with lard.
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when it tastes really bad...
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when the Dogs just licked it and in bed,those crumbs are so annoying
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when youre eating fish
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Well, times have certainly changed since my day, but I would imagine that you wouldn't want to do that on the 1st date anymore, huh, keithold? ;-)
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At one in the morning!
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When your chewing a piece of gum, lol
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Too much sugar.
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