If your feet could talk, what would they say?
by 
Polly Math
ANSWERS: 67
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"""PLEASE""" don't put anymore shoes on me...
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keep rubbing me!! awww yea that's the spot!!
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Wash me once in a while and a little foot powder wouldn't hurt, either!
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Thanks for the nice pedicure! ;)
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Holy shit, what the @#$%@! are you wearing on me?!
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Get me out of here!!!
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I hate the atmosphere inside my shoes!
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Ouch!
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How about airing us out when we get home from work tonight?
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WALK DONT RUN
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use soap on me once in awhile
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stop it!
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stop using that soap on me.
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You have stomped on me long enough that is why I cramp you at night.
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why do you never put on shoes?
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Dang! you stink!
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Move the fridge closer!! :-/ Lol......
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Stop walking when you golf....use a cart.
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"we're aching mamma - please put us up on a soft cushion" :D
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"How dry I am".
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please massage me
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...Would you get off of us !!! :)
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They would sigh in bliss and say "we just love these snuggly pink boots"
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Im so mad at you for last night!!! 6hours of dancing and in heels, would it have killed you to sit down for 5mins!!! you never think with your feet!
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Lay off the twinkies toots. We're in pain here;)
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GET OFF MY BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ugh!
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They would say "Mfph mshprwm fphmfhw hfphfmnshp wmf". Dont worry, I couldnt understand them either, maybe I should take my shoes off once in a while to see if I could understand them.
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run like the wind. (if i'm at track. lol.)
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Quit wearing flip flops, it's giving me a wedgie!
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Well, right now my left foot is screaming "Get this f&*#ing cast off me now!!!! I am sweating to death!!!!!
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why on earth did you wear new shoes?
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"you were right, the coconut milk moisturiser IS lovely"
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We're all barenakedy and love'n it... Hot-cha!!
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it's so cold out,,,and i think i'am getting the boot ,,,,,,
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bossy feet would say.....i wear the boots in this house,,,,
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Get me out of these shoes, I can't breath
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Stop scratching me so hard! I'm tired of all these dang sores!
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worried dyslexic feet would say,,,,whats a foot
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some times i feel like a heel,,,,,???
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why the heck do you do ballet and especially pointe work and hurt me?! immense pain once a week! ooowwww!!
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you alway love female feet, when would you care for us.... why do you always have to run.......
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Sit down give me a break
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Lets moonwalk.
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Holy Jesus Ayala.....wash them suckers.....
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Shave me PLZ:P
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"Dude, just a hint, when we turn yellow and smell, GET US SOME OINTMENT!"
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Suck my fat toe, while you massage me.
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SIT DOWN FOR 5 SECONDS JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! they arent happy feet.
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im in pain rest me
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Boy stop sucking my big toe!
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we really miss your arches :[
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We're lovin' this polish!=D
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A little more attention please. I want some new shoes too.
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Please don't wear those shoes because they are pretty...just put some shoes on that you can wear your orthodics with or I'll make you pay later!!!!
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Ouch.
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who the $@#$ are you?!?
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Dude ! Get us outta here...it stinks. barf barf
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Some lotion would be a good thing!!! And how about a foot massage?
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"Go to hell!" because they hate me and I hate them.
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Spray some perfume on us. We stink! +4
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What? what kind of question is this? I don't know, problably keep rubbing me? or something like keep your feet off me? LOL ahahahahah yeah
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When standing straight for a minute or two they would say "ouch".
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"IM TIRED OF STAYING IN ONE PLACE!" Because Im always reading.
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"So, when are you going to lose weight, big boy? you are crushing us to death".
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Super string theory? Damn its cold, ok ok, from the set of absolute richness in judgementalism, I guess I'll just kill you so we can turn into pedepeedes.
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I'm tired. Gimme a break.
Ice man 
Baba 
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