What can go wrong when you try to hold up a store armed with a banana?
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keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 14
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Nothing, it's brilliant!
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Well, someone could panic and kill you, and you'll still go to prison if they catch you, but other than that, I don't see anything wrong with it.
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Many things. Between bursts of laughter, the employees may manage to call the local mental health department.
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I dont think it would apeel to me....but.....you might just make a monkey out of yourself.....and get seriously hurt.
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Haha, that's quite amusing. Thanks for sharing =]
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Banana Split
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Is that the inspiration for Michael Jackson's song Smoothie Criminal?
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All of the customers would just laugh and they would turn that person Into a banana split..LOL
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You could get arrested. A finger in your pocket is the same as a gun.
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Hmmn, you could get shot.
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If you attempted to hold up a store with a banana ; you could be SHOT and wounded ,or KILLED .... IF you survived ; then you would be arrested and taken to jail ; where some big burley guy will visit you in the night .... and him and his banana are for real ...
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You could slip on the peel.
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The store is owned by a family of spider monkeys
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Depending where you display the profile of the banana, a clerk might pretend to be horny, go after the banana, or a substitute. In the meantime, the sly clerk might trigger the alarm, precipitating the arrival of the law just about the time you're ready to come & go, and quite distracted as well.
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