- it's just some right-wing scare tactic. "gay agenda" is a pejorative term coined by United States social conservatives to refer to advocacy of cultural acceptance and normalization of non-heterosexual orientations and relationships. know that many of us have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below: 6:00 am Gym 8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 9:00 am Hair appointment 10:00 am Shopping 12:00 PM Brunch 2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments, 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, 5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership, 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers. 2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest 4:00 PM Cocktails 6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) 8:00 PM Theater

As Her Majesty, we find joy and merriment in the idea that gays can be so organised as to have an agenda.

As a high femme, I can tell you-- my gay agenda is massive~~ It covers everything from wearing Prada to obtaining marriage rights in my state! At times, my agenda changes to wearing Dior and obtaining civil union rights in my state... My agenda depends on the day and, of course, who is representing my district at the capitol.

The phrase refers to the mobilization of political and social influences to establish LGBT behavior as equal and accepted in society as heterosexual behavior. Scoffers dismiss it as a right-wing "scare tactic," while upholding it under the liberal banner of the left. Such a description reveals as much bigotry against right-wing conservatives as they accuse right-wingers of having against homosexuals. That "scare tactic" designation is an expression of left-wing intolerance against conservative and traditional values.

Ah of course. 7:30 sharp-Wake up 7:35-wash 8:00-Breakfast 8:30-meet up with gang in children's playground 8:45-steal £2.50 off some kid 8:55-purchase some chocolate from corner shop 9:00-have niggling though one has forgot something 9:05-head towards bank 9:10-run home 9:20-grab shotgun 9:50-rob bank 10:05-run away from Police 10:10-wake up and realise it was a dream, damn 10:20-slowly slog downstairs yawning 10:25-pour cornflakes into bowl 10:26-give cat her breakfast 10:30-finish eating, pour rest of cornflakes back 10:32-go back upstairs 10:33-trip over girlfriend sleeping on inflatable matress on floor 10:33-rub bruise on forearm 10:34-give the cat some attention 10:35-yawn 10:36-for some amusement, drag girlfriend out of bed by her legs 10:37-rub bruise on other arm 10:38-find glasses 10:39-remark, "I can see!" 10:40-log on to computer 10:45-go on answerbag.com 10:48-exit answerbag as nothing interesting has happened 10:49-get dressed 10:56-dress girlfriend amidst tired moans 11:05-brush teeth 11:10-drag girlfriend out of bed, again 11:20-leave house with GF 11:35-get rugby tackled on park by GF 10:45-get thrashed at mini golf by you know who 10:50-walk round park 11:20-fall in river 11:25-walk around the woods at the other side of river 11:56-get home 12:00-waste rest of day getting thrashed at various things by GF . That is actually my real morning agenda...hmm