Can you complete this joke? Yo momma...
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xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 11
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Has no choice but to love you..lol
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Yo mamma is so dumb that she thought the stimulus plan was a porno. Yo mama ain’t so bad...she put up with you.
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Yo, momma, how you doin'?
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Yo momma's armpit's are so hairy, it looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock.
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is so dumb, she thinks "The Sopranos" is a show about opera singers.
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Is so big she tripped and hit her head on Jupiter.
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is so fat, the sun gets jealous when she puts on a yellow swimsuit!
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Nope, because I don't talk like that and those jokes have been ridden harder the your mother.
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is so fat, that when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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is so dumb she doesn't know how to google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=yo+mamma+jokes
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...sofat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flips. ...sofat when she wore guess jeans the answer popped out. ...sofat, the only thing stopping her from going to jenny craig is the door. ...sodumb she calls you a son of a bitch. ...sodumb she married yo daddy. ...sodumb she stared at the oj can for a half hour cause it said 'concentrate'. ...sodumb she took the pepsi challenge & chose jif. ...sodumb she saw a sign that said wet floor so she peed. ...sopoor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers.
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