What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so fat"?
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Flapdoodle
ANSWERS: 100
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"Because I spend time enjoying my life instead of asking rude and asinine questions?"
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Just make a sad face and shake your head and ask "Aww Why you are you so ignorant?"
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cause i want to be like your mum. being serious though if someone says that to you they are not worth bothering with.
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So I can squash rake-poles like you, squirt. Because larger clothes are cheaper. I want to get the world record for weight loss. I'm actually Siamese triplets - one set of limbs but three stomachs. Any of these should help.
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"I can always lose this weight, but you'll always be ugly and stupid".
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Why are you such a f*ckwit?
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Probably for the same reason you are. Better to just walk away though.
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I was asked that as a kid, I told em it was good insulation in the winter. Also I asked if they finger f'd cats...
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The doctors office has a chart for height and weight, and I discovered... I'm not fat, I'm just short for my weight!
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someone has to make you feel better about being so ugly. so I got fat.
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Because I caught a disease called Obestupideesatisy. It's rare, air-born in fact, spreads by coughing and sneezing...THEN you fake sneeze and cough RIGHT ON THEM! And quickly say..."oh my God, I thought I wasn't infectious right now, I GOT THE SHOT THIS MONTH...OH NO, I'M SO SORRY! You've better get a Dr. appointment today...there is a shot that helps minimize the outcome...I was much fatter six months ago!" Why are you such an ass? Why are you such an insensitive twit? So that hateful inconsiderate people like YOU will have stupid questions to ask. I'm sorry, were you speaking to me? (if they repeat the question...)How DARLING...it's trying to speak as if it had a brain! If you don't know, I'm not telling. Have you ever heard of Hanible Lector?...smile and add..."God I'm hungry" while looking wistfully at them and ask their weight.
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"Is that really any of your business?"
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"Because in cold weather, i need extra blubber to insulate my body from the elements." Then, you tell them to mind their own business.
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I think the issue isnt so much "Why am I so fat" as it is "Why do you care?"
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Neat, I wasn't aware rocks could talk.
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I could ask you the very same question, lardbucket
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"My weight can be fixed. Unfortunately, your face can't."
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"Did you know that the term 'fat' is subjective and varies by person? How did you get your opinion on what constitutes fat?"
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"Why are you so stupid?" would be my response to such a dumb question. Edit: Not yours, theirs.
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"To make your head look smaller"...
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Because its better than being so damn ugly like you. EDIT:I just read it somewhere and its awesome I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.
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The best reply I ever heard was; Because every time I %$^& your wife she gives me a biscuit!
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Why are you so rude?
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"'cuz you asked it"
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"Because I had three kids. But the good thing is I can lose weight. Not much you can do about being ugly."
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'Fat I can change, WHY are you so stupid?'
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Because, I want to meet as many ignorant people as I can in my life. Your number 867. Thanks for letting me know, now I can avoid you too.
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Give them a crazy eyed look and ask them in your best Deniro voice: "You talkin' to me?-I'm the only one here..."
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Fat is "in".But unfortunately for you, dumb is still "out".
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I need a lot of me to support my huge brain and your so skinny ... then smile
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Why are you soo stupid? Go buy yourself a brain.
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Because that's how your mum loves me. All jiggly and blubbery, just like her.
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Id say... Im trying to imitate your mom, and it seems like its working!
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because i just wanna be..aight
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Because me and your mom are twins.
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I can diet. Unfortunatley for you, you'll always be as ugly as you are now because the best plastic surgeon in the world could only *maybe* upgrade your face from the elephant a** it is now, to a donkeys a**-- and thats only if you're lucky.
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Heard this one once ... Because my head is so full of brains that the excess has to go somewhere - I see you don't have that problem!
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Because I usually eat people who ask me that question.
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because i eat alot
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no comeback at all.
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i may be fat, but you're stupid and at the shallow end of the gene pool!
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I believe your eyes are too big for your head.
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Just say "excuse me" and walk away --- I wouldn't want to associate with someone so rude. Also, walking away may just show them what an awful comment it was.
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Why are you so intolerant?
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Hey! Don't make me sit on you!
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"Why are you so stupid? Oh wait, I know! Sorry about your accident."
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I am fat because, while working at McDonald’s as a teenager, I took full advantage.
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ehhhh, your mom....lol...I'm not fat, but who cares? Fug 'em
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I can lose weight but you will always be ugly
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"I have heard that being overweight is usually due to a lack of will power, whereas, being rude is due to a lack of character."
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Because I keep eating nuts who ask me that question.
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because having sex with your mother puts me in the mood for a sandwich
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Because human flesh is fattening.
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You look delicious....
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because i eat too much, but how come you're so ugly, you been taking health advice from your mum again?
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My general answer for rude questions like that is, "why are you talking to me? Do I know you?" My really rude reply, which I just think to myself when in the gym surrounded by skinny girls, is "Yeah, but I can lose the weight. You are never going to grow boobs, stick-girl." :D
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Why are you so stupid then?
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BECAUSE I EAT TOO MUCH
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"I give up. Why?" If they say something after that, look them straight in the eye and say, "You don't have to pay for my food or my clothes, so wtf is it to you?"
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I would tell them, I may be fat, But your ugly and I can go on a diet.
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Why are you so ugly? Why are you so ignorant? Why are you so bony? Because I come from good well-bred stock... Why are you so scrawny?
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Make up a sad story i.e 'I became very depressed after.... and comfort eating was the only thing I could turn to' If they have any heart which I doubt they might think twice about what they say.
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I may be fat but your ugly and i can lose weight but you'll be ugly forever.
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'because i like to eat! what's your excuse for being so stupid??!'
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Because I ate stole your lunch money every day for the past 5 years.
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I may be fat, but you're ignorant.
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Maybe you could ask them why are they so obnoxious.
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Fat? I don't think I'm fat, just healthy. What about you? (Said rolling my eyes.) Why are you so (fat, bony, stupid, or whatever)? I am 5'6'', weigh 120 lbs, and I get bony girls at work that ask me this all of the time. I know I'm not fat, but I'm not a crackhead either! I am in the red dress in this pic. I think I look great! Not too fat, not too skinny! Just be comfortable with yourself, and don't care about what anyone else says!
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I eat to dulL the pain of hating you & the nightmares I get regularly from having to look at your disgraceful face!
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Say "Why are you so ugly and mean"
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"my hieght just hasn't caught up to my weight yet"
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because I work very hard for the things I have.
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That's as hard to answer as "why are you so rude"?
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Kiss my fat butt!
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"because i enjoy food and my life and i am confident enough to live with that"
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why are you so arrogant?
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well were do you think ur fat went?
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my fat wallet and swiss bank account were beginning get a complex.
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Why are you so gay?
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Shut up, before I eat you too !
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Because I eat too much.
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why are you ugly and stupid?
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Stare at them with an empty stomach and hunger in your eyes.
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Because your momma is always fixing me something to eat after sex. I can't stand cigarettes.
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I am okay with myself, I never realized it would bother you, this way I have more love to negative needy people like you.
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Coz your mom makes me food so much :P
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why are you so ugly? at least I can loose weight.
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Why are you so rude and why were you born?
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I ate as much as you are ugly
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tell them its because every time you sleep with their mother/father he/she gives you a biscuit
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"Why do you care??" If they are concerned about your weight and say it like that then they don't deserve a real answer anyway
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I would rather be fat than be an a**hole like you!
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Because your boyfriends cum is way to high in protein..
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"so ugly bastards like you dont fancy me"
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Why are you so ignorant?
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this is lame, but meh. "because I don't want to be a skinny fag like you."
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Because I ate your moma
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Your just jelous that I have a fatter heart then you
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I say "I'm in perfect shape - round is a shape"
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"Because the world is such a demanding place, where every second is important, and the littlest bit of time just can't be wasted on something as simple as cooking a healthy meal on our own, so we all must cram into fastfood drive-throughs and stock-up on sugary quick snacks and then waste away all the time we were trying so hard to save just sitting in front of a television and stuffing our faces with food because we are miserable and bored." (Believe it or not, this is an actual response that I gave someone when they made a "fat" comment towards me.)
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