by 
mac1896
ANSWERS: 100
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dont let my car fool you, my treasure is in Heaven or Sorry girls, I'm gay
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I MAY BE SLOW - BUT IM AHEAD OF YOU
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a PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Overtaker, see you at the Undertaker ...
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For the oldies caravan "Adventure before dementia!!" :)
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Teach a Yankee to drive- Point his car north. Or This one is printed backwards so you can read it through your rear view... I'm not tailgating- I'm drafting.
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I have a hod rod in my pants.
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Got a life?
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Saw this one year ago on a back auto bumper: "How's My Driving?" to report reckless driving call......... 1-800-GO-TO-HELL
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If you can see this- you are too close!
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i am not losing hair i am just getting head.
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women are natual leaders, ur folloeing one now. or kids that hunt, trap, and fish dont mug little old ladys.
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JESUS IS COMING -- LOOK BUSY!
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Buckle up, it makes it harder for the Aliens to suck you out of your car! God must love stupid people, he made so many! Dear God, please save me from your "good people". -and- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
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This is an exclusive and belongs to only two people in the entire world... "Big Girls don't Bounce" (followed a cute pic of plump little girls being tossed off horse's back!) My friend and I have both had nasty falls from our horses and both had slight cases of broken bum. This made us feel better.
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It's one I saw on a car in Berkeley, home of the bumpersticker. It just said "Bumpersticker" in a large font. I thought it was really cool.
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i dont have a favorite but what about a bumper sticker that says "Ban All Bumper Stickers"
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"Have a nice day!"
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this one is mine. 'don't bullshit a bullshiter.
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"Get in,sit down,shut up,hold on!"
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Coexist (with each letter a religious symbol) and God wants spiritual fruits, not religous nuts and of course GO CARDS!!!!
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Shit happens!
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Witches... Not just for burning :-)
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Anarchy '08
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You must really love me, if you're this close.
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"I Love Animals.........they're delicious"
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Hang up and drive! My other car is a piece of Sh*t too.
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"My kid beat up your Honor Student."
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SAVE THE GAY WHALES FOR CHRIST
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"save a cow, eat a vegetarian" (i'm a veg so its ok for me to laugh)
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What if the hokey pokey is really whats its all about?
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Horns broken, watch for finger!!
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GAS, GRASS OR ASS, NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE
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haha my favorite is "Jesus loves you but i'm his favorite"
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My favorite bumper sticker is one that has a picture of George W. Bush and it says "The Worst Disaster in US History"
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"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're and asshole."
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I Run for my life.
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the closer you get the slower I go Eat shit and die Dont like the way I'm driving get off the side walk If you can read this tell me how's my ass smell
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"Kansas, as bigoted as you think!" or "Spooning leads to forking"
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Shit Happens.
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"Born OK The first time"
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"I have PMS and a gun...any questions" LOL
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None.
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My dad had one that said, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I". I thought it was pretty funny!
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Neuter Gingrich.
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Save the Planet Kill yourself
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Jesus is coming, get him a tissue.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?
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one I saw recently I thought was really good said: "God created Diversity, Man created Bigotry...Who do You Trust?"
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My favorite... If you are going to ride my a$$, then at least pull my hair.
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The best one I ever saw was "Dimmit, dammit"!
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calvin from calvin and hobbs peeing with a smirk on his face
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Visualize whirled peas. with a large green blender.
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"Please stick it in. It's the law" With a picture of a seatbelt. Got it from Spencers, so you know it is kind of meant to be taken in other ways.
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My fav. bumpersticker.... A pic. of a volkswagon & it says,"I could've had a V-8."
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Mine is "Welcome to America...now speak English!"
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This one cracked me up. please excuse my language...... "How's My Driving? For complaints call...... 1-800-GO TO HELL!
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Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
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"Sex is like snow--you never know how long it will last or how many inches you'll get."
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I had one that said: "Every day of my life forces me to add to the list of the number of people that can kiss my ass"
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'ex husband in boot'
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KHARMA HAPPENS
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"I'm not fat, I just don't sh*t enough"
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i used to have one that said: "health care is a right not a priviledge". yeah i know not very funny, but true!
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Push ,pass or get off my a**. every one seems to tailgate these days. what happened to staying back?
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WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER IF YOUR CELL PHONE WAS UP YOUR ASS?
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"Live in your world, get pwned in mine!"
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"Will Rogers never met a criminal defense attorney"
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Quitcherbitchen...... Words of wisdom!!!
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1) Goat Ropers Need Love Too (it's a southwestern thing) 2) Jesus is My Insurance Agent 3) Honk if You Lack Impuse Control 4) Re-Elect Gore in 2004 5) My Son Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass 6) I Wish You Were Sailing Too
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My brakes are good...how about your insurance?
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"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."
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Support your local hooker, play rugby!
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Shoot them all and let god sort them out
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'Jesus saves ! ~ he couldn't on my salary'
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Keep honking, I'm reloading!
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Wise men still follow Him.
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Panic. Disorder. Chaos. My Work Here Is Done.
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It's Cute How Stupid You Are. (With a "Happy Bunny alongside it.)
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I have two. "Local Food, thousands of miles fresher!" "Hang up and Drive!"
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I have 3 Favs. There is no Atheists in fox holes. I love my Family, Work is Great, Life is Good!!! (I saw this one an it it caught me off guard)>>> I like children ... they taste like chicken!!!
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A Family That Plays Together Stays Together
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No license Punjabi puttar boozing inside
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Arms are for hugging...not War
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Baby Inside
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HONK IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE TA-TA's (Breast Cancer)
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Yes, in fact...my father does own this road. Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth Fat chicks make my car scrape! How can I miss you if you won't go away? If you can read this... I've lost my trailer!
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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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Sex is like snow--you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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Old white woman for Obama!
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xD Don't steal government hates competion get revenge. shit on a pigeon i'm gonna survive if it kills me take your ex out tonight[one bullet should do it!]
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Stop reading and put your eyes back on the road!
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Nothing is better than it should be.
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"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
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I'm speeding cause I have to poop. My other ride is your mom.
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.."HORN BROKEN,WATCH FOR FINGER"..
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I actually have a few that I love - I personally won't put one on my car, but my favorites are: "WE'RE IN AMERICA - NOW SPEAK F'N ENGLISH" and "FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF A HOLES"
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I like: MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A ZAMBONI: That'll make some people scratch their heads. No Offense please, but the guys car had a LOT of dents Bumper sticker read: I'D RATHER BE WHALING. I like this one: WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET & HUNGRY THEN THINGS GET WORSE. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS
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I don't have one.
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The one that is not on my vehicle.
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