Some items Britney Spears may carry in her Purse...?
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a big mac
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A picture of Kevin Federline. >:)
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Baby monitor
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a compass.
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A note reminding her to buy some undies.
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Her brain?? No wait..a wig..
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Spare underwear, you know just in case she falls back into some bad habits.
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Solid insanity?
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drugs , booze, her court date.. Fox700
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An electric razor, Valium, Quayluds, condoms
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a phone number for a true friend instead of the fools she has been running around with
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Lots of extra panties since she seems to lose them a lot.
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a crack pipe?
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Dr.Phil's phone number.
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The phone number of the paparazzi so she can alert them where she'll be!!
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A picture of a grammy......because thats as close as she'll get in seeing one. The names of her children on a piece of paper...in case she forgets.
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It is my most sincere wish that she carry birth control.
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her automobile insurance policy. At least, she had better, the way she drives.
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her physicians telephone number
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her real face. you know the ugly one, not the mannequin head she always has on.Jesus, I could paint my wall with her face, the amount of make-up she has on. LMFAO :p
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C*nd*ms
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A CD of her music in case she does a spontaneous concert
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Her stupid pills.
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Some identification which she looks at regularly, to remind her addled brain who the hell she is.
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