What would you do if you see "Jim Carrey" pooping in your garden and making faces at you?
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ANSWERS: 26
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call the cops and take a photo as evidence.
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i'd try to save his poo and sell it on ebay
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I would demand he make all those faces that made me laugh in his movies. If he did that, I'd forgive him for fertilizing the garden :)
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Probably run over to him, squat and poo with him while asking him for a role in his next movie.
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reload....
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I think his films are sh#t too but that doesn't mean I'd want them near the house, either. I think I'd get him with the garden hose, same as any other stray tomcat doing that sort of thing.
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Release the hounds!
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I'd ask for his autograph and demand that he cleans after himself!
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I'd say " you fucking arrogant ARSEHOLE!!!! get off my f*cking land before i beat you off it!"
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I would ask him for his autograph and then hand him some T.P. and a baggie.
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He's my favorite actor. But with although respect, Jim. I would feed you with your own poop. No one poops in my garden! :P
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Isn't that a little like patting your head and rubbing your belly? Well anyway, I'd take a pic, collect the "droppings" and sell it all on eBay.
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I'd probably call the doctor to ask what the best treatment for Scitzophrenia is,because I highly doubt that Jim Carrey would do that at all,let alone to some anonymous shmuck like me or you! Did you see this?LOL!*
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I'd yell, " Hey Ace! Ven -tour-your ass out of here!"
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Shoot him in the ass with my shotgun
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ask him do he need some tissue and laugh my ass off to big of a fan to be mad him
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Ask how he makes some of the most messed up lookin faces in the world. I swear the faces the guy makes are some of the creepiest and screwed up looking faces of all time
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I'd laugh my ASS off.
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Start taking pictures!!! Somebody would pay me good money for them. The Tabloids come to mind. +5
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i would first take a picture of him before he leaves, or a video tape of him in front of my yard,and sell it for money i guess.... LOL!!! funny question!!!! :D
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Grab my cell phone, call the news station and put it on youtube.
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new target!
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I'd call the cops.
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Make him a cup of tea, I heard he is suffering from manic depression nowadays.
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I would take a pistol and shoot all around him. Then, I would knock him down, so that his face fell into his "kuso" and order him to eat all of it or I would shoot him.
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kick him out
-NUNYA-- 
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