I'm drunk tonifgt, anyione wunant to takkke advvantagfe off mme?
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Kewl Guy - has gone 360
ANSWERS: 23
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amazing! you are drunk and still manage to type and spell better than most people on this site!
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Sure do Kewl are you old enough and single.# Got to know that first.
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No, but I'll help you out of the neg, with a few sobering points. :)
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You must be sloshed by now, why don't you go for a nuddie run? he he
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Nope, but you can take a nap
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Nah, but I will laugh at you when you do ridiculous things
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Sure! what's your bank account number and pin?
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i wish i was drunk too. you're certainly inspiring though! +4 for getting it into the correct category, even when drunk.
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I'll steal your wallet, but no crossing swords bro.
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No of course not. That would be hiddius and dishonest. Gross even. I'd rather show you some great real estate I'm looking for a partner to purchase with. Ocean front just twenty miles from Philly Arazona. Wanna be my partner? Partner?
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Dhiiid yoo takez avendage aahh meey??
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Yooo i'm dowwnn fa sho, bbut i'm drunK too so this coudl get messsaaaaayyy!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww, have one for me then get yourself off to sleep lad.
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Be sure to drink an assload of water or you'll end up hung over in a few hours.
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I would not be as kewl as you if i took advantage of a drunk person.
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NO thanks...drunk isn't attractive on anyone.
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do u want me to rob you??
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That's why they invented passwords - they must have anticipated drunk cousins.
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I think you have already done a nice job of that yourself? No Thanks! I'll pass...
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No thanks man, not my style.
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You sure it wasnt that Devil Bird?
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I beg to difference. You are not as drunk as me. Although I seem serfectly pober, but also, I am inbisdutifully mindful. You?
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Not me. You do what you do. Drunk people are responsible for putting themselves in that state.
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