What is slower than a tortoise?
by 
talk2express
ANSWERS: 29
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a snail
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Old people driving
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A slug.
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My internet connection.
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... evolution ... ... erosion ... ... ice ages ... ... the second coming of Christ ... ... middle east peace talks ... ... the acquisition of increased wisdom ...
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Me at 2AM
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Greenland
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A Sloth
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All good answers! You know, actually, tortoises and turtles and box turtles are not all that slow. They get along at a pretty good clip when they want to!
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a hare: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare
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the tortoise's tail
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the response i get when i ask ppl to give me a hand with the washing up ha!
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dial-up.
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me all the time
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An arthritic tortoise.
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Molasses in January.
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My computer
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some people's brain !
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a rock
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a snail, the plate shift underneath california, annnddd... internet explorer.
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The line at the DMV. (Department of Motor Vehicles)
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My husband telling a new joke.
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A politician admitting they were wrong!
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My income
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a snail and btw tortoises are not slow... well myn isnt. he runs like a spider :D
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A dead tortoise Fossilization Universe expanding W's presidency Getting behind me when driving. I try to get there in one piece. Don;'t like it? Tough luck. It ain't crowded walking. ;p
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me after a big meal lol
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slug
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a snail or a two-toed sloth
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