Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear! Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed! Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her! Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs! Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Yo momma's so hairy, shes got afros on her nipples.

Your Momma's so fat: she sits 'around' the house. her blood type is Twinkie. she has to do the ironing in the drive way. she affects the Richter Scale when she walks she needs a crane to get out of bed she has her own zip code. her belt size is the equator. she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book her picture is posted at every buffet to not let in. she had to buy a whole graveyard for when she dies. she can touch her head with her own belly fat, by having it go under her crotch, and up her back till it touches her head.

Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo Momma's so big, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your Mommas so fat she beeps when she backs up.

Yo mommas so fat, she went to an all you can eat resteraunt and she ate ALL YOU CAN EAT! Sorry, that was kinda corny, im not the "yo momma" type! =)

Yo mama is so short she can walk under a shadow!

Your momma sucks...but I didn't have the five dollars...

Yo momma's so fat, she played the moon in E.T.

your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale,i t said to be continued...

Yo momma so fat when she buje jumped, she wet sraight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white people she said " stop those twinkies"

Yo mama so fat... when she wears high heels she strikes oil. when she walks backwards there's a beeping sound. she has to wear commercial license plates on her ass. I leave more for others who want to post.

Your mama so big, she wears her house. Your mama so old, her first boyfriend invented fire. Your mama so mean, she wears a surgeon generals warning on her chest. Your mama so ugly, the Swan uses her as a template.

yo mama is so fat you need a plane and two grayhounds to get on her good side. yo momma is so stupid she stared at the orange juice bottle for an hour and a half because it said concentrate. yo momma is so stupid she lost a game of tic tac toe one in a row.

yo momma is so fat - she needs her own zip code

Yo momma is so dumb that she got lost in the supermarket and starved to death!

Your mum is so dumb she tried to board a plane with her bus pass! Your mum is so fat her waist size is equator!

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Yo mama's so stupid she fell up the stairs. Yo mama's so fat that every time she walks it's a seismic event. Yo mama's so ugly that she had you. (oh feel the burn) Yo mama's so dense that she made the periodic table as a new element. Yo mama's so old that paleontologists keep wanting to examine her.

there are none.

your mama is so fat she uses Mayonnaise as toothpaste

Yo Mamma so fat, they needed a satellite to take her passport photo. OR: Yo Mamma so ugly, when she was born, the midwife slapped yo Grandma.

Yo mama has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Mama so skinny..She turned sideways, and disappeared.

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number. Yo momma's like a ceiling fan: turn her on, and she'll blow everything in the room.

Your mama is so fat she fell in love....and broke it!!!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on to her good side! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends HA! Great jokes, love the fat jokes the best. You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.

ya mum so fat she had to be babtised in sea world

ya mums so fat she brought a spoon to the super-bowl

Your mom is so poor I saw her kicking around a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said "moving".

yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of my favorit show i missed the whole season

No i do not know any yet.

Yo Mamma is fat her belt size is equator. And I can say this because my mother finds them hilarious as well!

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo mama so fat that she haves to give directions so you can shake her hand. Yo Mama so skinny and ugly that when she turns sideways, you can't see her. And when she turns toward you, you wish she'd turn sideways again. Yo mama so stupid that she threw all the MnMs with W's on them in the trash. Yo mama so stupid she spent all day putting the MnMs in alphebitical order. Yo mama so fat that when she was at the beach, the whales pulled her in the ocean and started singing, "WE ARE FAMILY, EVEN KNOW YOU'RE FATTER THAN ME!" Yo mama so ugly that you got your looks from her. Yo mama so fat that when she saw a yellow bus go bye, she started running down the road screaming, "GET THAT TWINKIE!" Yo mama so stupid, that when she was getting ready to go to the super bowl, she brought a spoon. Yo mama so ugly and fat that there isn't a single joke to explain it. That's all I got.

Yo momma's so stupid she thew a rock and missed the ground! Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the toilet and peed herself! - my sister says this to me but just says your so stupid... (Grrrr)

Yo momma's so dumb she though "The Sopranos" was a show about opera singers.

Yo Mama What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic? The Titanic sunk and yo' mama floated. Yo'mama so dumb that the psychic friends only charge her 1/2 price to read her mind. Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! Yo' mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains. Yo' mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said, "Under 18 not admitted," so she left to go get 17 of her friends. Yo' mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door. Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. For More ... Visit http://sweet-jokes.blogspot.com/

Your Momma's so fat, I wear her necklace as my belt. Your Momma's so ugly, your dad brings her to work just so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Your Momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat everyone thought it was a taxi. Your Momma's so fat, children hide beneath her to shelter from the rain.

yo mama's house is so small,when u turn in bed u fall out of the house. yo mama is so poor,when i came to visit and asked to use the toilet she told me to pick a corner. yo mama is so tall,god gives her a slap at the back of the head when she sins. yo mama is so tall,when she swallows fresh milk it gets to the stomach sour. yo mama's so black,god sends her a bill for using up the sunlight. yo mama's so skinny,she has to run round the shower to get wet. yo mama's so tall,when she takes a photo,the words "to be continued" appear on the picture.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the psychiatrist they had to make her lie facedown Yo mama so ugly they moved Halloween to her birthday Yo mama so fat when she had the flesh eating disease the doctors gave her 87 years to live Yo mama so old when she was in school they had no history lessons Yo mama so old when I told her to start acting her age she died Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the bank they turn the cameras off Yo mama so old when she went to the antique shop they kept her there Yo mama so old when she was born, rainbows were black and white Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents Yo mama so fat she wore a brown suit and played as the rolling boulder in Indiana Jones Yo mama so fat she has to use a map to find out where her ass is Yo mama so skinny wen she took a shower she fell through the drain Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car Yo mama so fat when she ate a handful of skittles she farted out the rainbow Yo mama so tall she did a jumping jack and double-slapped God Yo mama so ugly she's the reason why aliens haven't invaded our planet yet Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs a hundred pounds Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's ark Yo mama so fat she became the 8th wonder of the architectural world Yo mama so stupid she ate hot cheetos and got brain freeze

Your mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

I'd be lying if I told you I didn't.... LYING ON YO MAMMA

your momma is so ugly she uses a line of make up named why bother. Your momma is so bald even a wig wouldn't help. Your momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.

Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo Momma is so ugly that she has little red circles on her body from where the brave people would touch her with a ten foot pole ...