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sm00z
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They would greet people by giving them the finger and saying up yours! Mr Bill
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a multitude of things including insubordination, missing shifts, NOT greeting people, stealing, pooping their pants just so they can go home (yes i actually knew a walmart worker who did this-yuck!) and any other variety of things that irks the manager
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If he does what Walter does, "Welcome to Wal-Mart, get yer sh** and get out!"~Jeff Dunham http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUeu8Yp0MXg
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Because this woman reported him. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart …. Nice children you’ve got there - are they twins?” The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?…….. Do you really think they look alike?” “No,” replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!”
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Refusal to stop greeting guests like this:
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If they kept coming to work in their pajamas.
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Uh ... for not greeting? : )
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Too generous with the stickers
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For falling asleep. For saying "Welcome to K-mart"
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For saying "up your nose with a rubber hose" instead of "hello"! :)
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If he said, "Go to Hell" to everyone who passes. They might fire him if he trips people with his cane. They would most surely fire him if he reported how many jobs are lost every year due to WalMart's strongarm tactics that force manufacturers to move out of the US. Poor old Sam is spinnin' like a lathe! Made in the USA, indeed.
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Maybe they were not greeting enough
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Probably the same reason so many other people are now among the unemployed, the company is trying to save money.
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I don't know but heres how to get kicked out of one...
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Um ... he or she wasn't greeting? Just a thought! : D
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Well lets face it.......some just dont say "Welcome To WalMart" and smile(mainly cause must dont have teeth), damn shame they get fired, they should conduct classes to help these greeters know exactly what their job duties are, and get them dental insurance immediately!!!!! LOL
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Rigor mortis setting in
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They were too friendly, helpful and nice. Every WM I have ever been in the employees do not know what friendly and helpful mean.
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