If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it?
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Lovehearts
ANSWERS: 100
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Tiny. The real question, would be where would I put it.
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Bigpoop.
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"Stinky".
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It depends upon whether it is a stuffed animal or a real elephant.
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Pink or Pinky. lol.
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Jumbo.
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Stompy if it was an Indian Elephant and Tiptoes if it was African
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Shortstop
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Dog
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big boi
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Peanut
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Ellie Font...
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Junior, tiny, or Sid - so he matches my cat (called Sid)- who is turning into an elephant anyway!
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Jack the Elephant.
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Fatso
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Harold
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Eduardo. Every animal gets called Eduardo - a joke between myself and my boyfriend. ;-)
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Tiny
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MIKEY
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Stupid Republican
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Elephanti/-
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Dumbo
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Hi again Lovehearts; long time no see. It would be my friend and i would call him George . . . or Elephanical.
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Eunice Marie
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Unter......when my son was 1st learning to talk he used to call elephants-unters~ i have no idea why..... but i think it's cute :)
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I would name it Henry after the little red hoover, elephants suck...lmao!! then they blow!!
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Big Jim
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snuffleuppagus!
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Blitzen. I dunno why :) It just came to mind.
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Newt Gingrich
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gonja
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unwanted pet
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Walt
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Hellaphunt
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Latchkey :)
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Tiny yo...
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Thumper.
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Alford :D
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John Cord
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doodoopop
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Trunks comes to mind... maybe follow the example of George of the Jungle and name it Spot. :-)
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Stampy.
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Teensy Weensy
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"gajendran" King of Elephants in Sanskrit.
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Elmo. Can you make it a white elephant, please?
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McLovin
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Probably call myself "Dumbo" for taking your elephant.
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Alfred Scott!
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Stompy, in honour of The Simpsons. Failing that, Russel, in honour of my best friend.
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Storm. :)
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Louise
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Hose nose
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Patchy
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Tiny Tim
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drum roll.... Iasis!!!! Perfect name.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis
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stuart
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I would be too busy wondering where to put it!
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If it was a boy elephant I would name him Harold. A girl elephant I'd name Eleanor. I don't know why!
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Jumbo l'elefante adorabile : ) And thank you, I hope he is house broken!
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this may sound sad but dumbo lol x
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Snuffleupagus!
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I'd name her Peanut!
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HORTON!!! (he he horton hears a who) :D
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Mr. Flannel pants.
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Elmer.
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jumbo junior =]
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Cell, so he wasn't self cautious about his size.
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Peanut or Tiny.
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Stampy!
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as many times as this had been asked, i shall answer :) Hellaphunt!
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Horton or Hortense..depending....
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Samantha and you are going to help pay for the food too ...right?
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I always loved Ella Funt.
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Murray.
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peewee
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Conundrum.
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Male: Thumper Female: Grace
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Dumpy!
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Walter.
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Skippy Lou
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I would name it GONE!!!
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Peanut :)
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Where would I put him is the real question! I guess I'd name him Zeke.
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Elephant. I named my rabbits, rabbits.
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Either, Lucky or Peanut....I just love elephants...they belong to the wild though.
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Tiny
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Either Rex or Tammy.
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Ellie Phant
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Bankrupt.
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Hoover
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Randolph.
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Paul broucha
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Stampy
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mojo
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The new roommate of Lovehearts is a Fluorescent Adolescent. Do not bring me an elephant. Please. I don't have room for one.
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i will give name "Appu" it is really nice name
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If it was a girl, Eilidh. If it was a boy, i'd still name it Eilidh. Or Gadzooks...
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Tiny.. or Teeni..
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Dave
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Without a doubt: "Tiny" nobody ever named tiny has never actually been tiny, so it would fit perfectly.
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