If aliens came to your home what would you first ask them?
by 
Uncle Lizard
ANSWERS: 39
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How about a beer?
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do you speak my language
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How about a root beer?
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Take me for a trip upon your you magic swirling ship.
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Please Take ur shoes off, this carpet is new
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I challenge you to a ROCKOFF in guitar hero 3! As the alien perfects through the fire and flames on first try. Im just like ....Wowwwwww
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I'd ask to see their green card.
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Are you sure your at the right house?? Cos my mother-inlaw doesn't live here!
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" How's ET ? Must be getting on now "
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I would ask them why people repeat questions.
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do you have a green card & where is elvis??
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Friend or foe?
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"Can I get you something to drink?" (I always try to be a good host...)
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If they speak English I suppose.
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Would you like some toast? RED DWARF FTL
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I wouldn't ask anything, I don't think they would understand what I was asking but I would react with "What do you want!? or how is it out there or want some tea???" LOL But I highly doubt that I will ever encounter aliens *knock on wood*
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What took you so long? :-D
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so where exactly you all from? can u all take me withh u all... P L E A S E !!!!
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1. "Can you understand me?" (I'm guessing there would be a bunch of hand and tentacle/feeler gesticulations following this) 2. "If yes, where are you from?" (just draw it in the sand over there >) :-) Maybe throw in a "Nice spaceship!" since one always opens up to compliments right? :-) Followed by a whole bunch of questions like: Do you come in peace? How do you reproduce? How does your spaceship work? Do you have genders? Can I see some of your other technologies? Wanna be friends?!? Hey, lets trade! Wanna play doctor?!?
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"Just where in the hell have you been?" "I waited on a roof in Phoenix, I waited in the space needle wearing a tinfoil hat, and I waited ON TOP of the damned Omnimax theatre in Las Vegas." "I've been waiting and looking like a fool for 20 years, and if you think you are gonna get to probe me now... You've got another thing coming!" "Do something with this trash, it's been overflowing. I'm not the slave around here, you know" "I'm going to my Mom's until you get yourself figured out." "and STOP BLAMING YOUR PISS POOR DECISIONS ON EVERYONE ELSE!" "You think that just because ET gets pumped on a bicycle handle bar, that you can just run off and do it too." HUFF!!!!
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Did my mother-in-law give you my address?
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How was your trip?
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Obviously if they'd like anything to drink!! Cant forget our manners- they might be aliens, but guests are guests.
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If i gave you 50$ would you abduct a math teacher?
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"Would you like something to drink? Do you drink?" Then if they looked confused I’d yell, "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK? TO DRINK?!" because when people don’t speak your language we always yell like being loud is going to get them to understand you.
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Could you not forget the Vaseline if you're going to do the probe thing? o.0
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how dare you ...just get out of my house !!! lol
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Would they mind sharing "faster than light" travel technology ... or, how long did they have to travel to get HERE ???
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I guess I'd ask them they were here. And I'd clarify - specifically, why were they here in my home instead of others. Then I'd ask them what their intentions were as far as Earth and the beings on it.
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"Dinner and a movie before the anal probe, buddy."
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Must have been a long journey. Are you hungry?
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Do you speak English?
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What vehicle brought you here and can you show me how to make one?
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I would ask them to if they are mexican; J/K I would ask them if they new how to make money.
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"Did you forget about me ?"
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Please take your three shoes off before entering my house (brain).
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What's with the anal probing?
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Where is your green card meester? Lol
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if i can go back with thenn
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