Who wants and Oompaloompa, and do you want it now?
by 
Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
ANSWERS: 7
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I don't want an Oompaloopa, but I do want one of those robots from the movie I-robot!
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One more time... Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do
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No thank you. They would want to eat all of my chocolate.
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Can I have a grunka lunka instead?
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I'll take one as long as they don't sing that song. :)
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No, I don't want an Oompaloompa. I want the world. I want the whole world.
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I will pass on the Oompaloompa. We just got the house to ourseves again, I don't need some weird guy singing at me all the time.
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