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As an Englishman, it should really be a cup of tea.
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The sound of my door slamming and me running away.
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I just might do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzLml7JdQDQ .
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Naturally, I'd let the police handle it.
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Assuming the alien seemed friendly, I'd offer a glass of champagne. Might as well celebrate the long-awaited meeting between ourselves and intelligent alien life. A bit of bubbly might get interplanetary relations off to a good start, or at least render the alien less likely to behave in a hostile manner. Chocolate might work, too.
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My wife's homemade apple pie.
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A unicorn horn (if you're going to believe in one, why not the other?).
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Flowers and then tell them to leave ASAP because this planet is NOT ready for first contact.
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I'd show them a picture of Jan. 6th and they'd go away.
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Linda Joy It seems reasonable that if we can't even defend our own Capitol when they knew what was coming those in charge of the defense thereof are totally incompetent! The rioters didn't even have guns!!
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