ANSWERS: 24
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change underwear
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Don't wear any underwear. ;-)
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Plug it.
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Next time, try pulling your underwear down, BEFORE you light your fart!!!
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Crap yourself, thus insulating the underwear. From any fart based damage.
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Buy bomb proof undies or taser seal sphincter! +5
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Stay away from spicy foods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fart in someone else's underwear.
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Use a very large Butt Plug and eat less greens.
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start wearing lacy panties this way the gas has a place to escape at instead of just having to burn its way thru.
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Lay off the stilton and kidney vindaloo.
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Don't eat SOOOOOO Many Jalapenos ;) LOL!!!!
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Throw them out after wearing them for 15 years and get some new ones!
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No dont throw them away.. wear them for another 15 yrs because since there's already a hole you won't have this problem again in the future.
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See if they carry "extra, extra, heavy duty XXXL Hanes" at Wal-Mart? Lol. (wink!) When I fart, it goes right through my thin Jockey bikini briefs!! Lol.
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Hahahaha!!! you lost for questions now sweet?
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LOL...my GOODNESS!!! Try to figure out what explosive's your putting in your body!! too funny
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Find out if you have broke a Guiness world record.
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I have a couple suggestions... 1) Less Beans'n'Jalepenos, more cheese 2) Layers 3) Borrow some Maxipads 4) Stop wearing those leather boxers and get some normal cotton undies 5) Get out of the cell-block before you fart next time
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Try Kevlar underwear...If you put a hole in those, you have serious issues...lol
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5-9-2017 HOW TO LIGHT A FART: 1. Remove pants. http://i51.tinypic.com/2jcavlj.jpg
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You know how you breathe in and out? Next time fart in instead of out.
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Wear a G string!
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Ask that question to your seamstress.
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