You've been invited to a small party to celebrate Obama's first year in office. What will you bring for a gift?
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Kornflapper
ANSWERS: 35
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I wont be showing up
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A book on basic economics, Holy Water, a book explaining how the US Constitution Works, A cross, a Book of the Fall of Rome, a steak, A Bible & a staff.
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My thanks for not losing to John McCain.
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I will bring him a handful of change. Take your change back Mr. Obama, and have a happy anniversary. Bye.
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I note you said "SMALL" party. I'm sure it will be as most people I know, including myself, would not go.
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Carton of smokes!
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Preparation H because he's getting pretty good at screwing my ass.
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A GIFT at an Obama party??lol!I will bring a wheelbarrow to cart home all the "free money" I was promised!
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A jar of vaseline.
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he used to always talk to me when he was candidate obama but now that he's president, he doesn't so much. i feel like he might not love me. :( . seriously, i'd bring him a keg of good german beer, a carton of smokes, an autographed copy of my book, a pen and copies of his books to autograph for me!, and, in line with the ancient "rack" in which people were stretched out, i would give him something to increase his, umm, chutzpah!!!
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A flaming bag of dogshit.
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I would decline the invitation, from what i have seen he hasn't done anything worth celebrating.
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new undies?
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i would print out the answers to this question. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1668711 i ask on ab so he could see what the general public really think of him. +5
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no comment! other then Fox News being there!
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A meatloaf baked with the ashes of my next door neighbor's nephew who was killed in Afghanistan in April.
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I'll be staying at home, because I have to save my gas money. All of that "hope and change" is hard on your bank account.
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I will take Laollo Prsad Yadav with me So, both can discuss how to full fill the expectations of others ïŠ
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Vodka. You cannot have a party without vodka:)
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A dejected American flag freshly pissed on.
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I'd take him a pink slip.
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Teflon, Reagan brand. And handi-wipes. To help him dodge and clean up from all of the s**t the childish republicans are constanly throwing at him.
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Rosted corn,for his CORNY administration...Oi! Is he only an illusion because in language of my country this is meanning of his name (OBAMA=OBMANA)?
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I would take him a book by Dick Cheeny- perhaps he can learn to get some balls and actually made a decision.
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Two boxes wrapped with beautifull colored paper...inside box one would be pink slips for every CEO's corporation that was given "bailout money".......inside box two would be applications of employment from capable and qualified people able to fill those most recent vacant jobs at a faction of the cost!
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This is a farewell party, right? If so, i will take him the key to the city of Mexico.
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box of mushrooms.
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i love obama...so i would bring the most awesome thing to come about since he became president- The obama colouring book. http://www.angusrobertson.com.au/book/barack-obama-coloring-book/363693/
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Testicular implants. Time for the Democrats to get busy and I'm hoping it's just a lack of balls that has them acting like ineffectual wieners.
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The U.S. Constitution and Declaration of Independence. I am not sure if he has had a chance to look these two documents over.
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Soap. Nothing says "Fuck You" like a bar of soap. Compliments of Nat.
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if i was going i would bring him a nice pen. i hear that politicians treasure their pens. make sure its expensive and unique.
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A pair of potholders? :D
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My resume. I need a job.
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Just a card from me saying congrats. A Nobel peace prize is a pretty hard gift to follow after all. 2/21/23
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