Okay! Where is my pet elephant?
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ANSWERS: 40
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In my closet, and here I was thinking nothing else would fit in there! ^_^
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Hmm, did you look under your bed?
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On tour. In his spare time he plays bass in Britney Spear's band, plus a bit of percussion.
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shush, its the one in the room
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Gosh you're just under his foot so that is why you ain't seeing him :P
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You don't have one. Now stop this silliness.
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I sold it to the zoo. I'll split the money with you if that will make you feel better.
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Sorry! i borrowed him for a few secs, just enough time for him to have a dump!... i need the fertilizer :)+5
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In the fridge.
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playing with my pet zebra
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it came over to my house for dinner!
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In the refrigerator? ;-)
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In the back yard scaring the chickens away.
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He is still in the shower. Can't you hear him singing?
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Sorry, I thought you didn't want him anymore!
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It is inside the trunk.
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He just got back from 2 weeks in Buffalo . http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/September/elephant1.jpg
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gone shopping.
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In the fridge.
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I'm right here, you kooky sillyhead! :2)
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packing he's trunk,,,,he's had enough and is going home !! he's going by JUMBO,,,,hehe
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At Target, he'll be back soon.
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Went out on a date with ant.
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Went out for peanuts.
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He was in a dark corner and I when I looked at him he responded with: WTF are you lookin at?
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Maybe he's hiding inside your hot water heater. Did you check there?
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Damn it! morris, i told you to use the formula on the prisoner not the elephant.
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As a cantankerous Aussie chef used to say, "If it was up your a**, you'd know it!"
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Oh but its playing over here at my place with my little pet dinosour!! +4
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probley where you left it.
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He is sitting on a little stool in a corner having a beer. Just wait until he finished his beer.
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Did you check under the couch?
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I dunno, did you mislay him? Did you turn your back or go on a bender and when you awoke he was gone?
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RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT.
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It went out back with that ant that pulled the thorn out of its foot.
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I do believe it is frolicking in a field of flowers with my pet giraffe. D:
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I borrowed him. I had a few yards for him to shit in :)
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Havent read all the answers, so if it's been said sorry! But your pet elephant is hiding under the bed!
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Is he in your butt??
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popped out to scare winnie the pooh
Thriftymaid 
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