ANSWERS: 21
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Got in the water!
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Not gone to a nude beach if I knew I could not behave appropriately.
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I would have thought of Judge Judy in a Teddy!!
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I would have gone swimming.
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What I have done... Depending on the situation either point it out and make a joke or work on tanning my back for a while. :-) +5
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I wouldn't have said in my question that I used a "hankie", maybe you should of said a towel.
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Laid on the sand and bury the hatchet! works for me! :D
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dug a hole and rolled over.
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Probably leave and never go to a nudist beach and wonder why the hell I was there to begin with
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Walked over and caressed it for you ;) !!!
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It depends if there were some women present i'd just give them a nod and be like "Now what are we going to do with this?" If it was just men i'd be kicking up sand
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Roll over
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Get building a sandcastle or get in the water. What sort of moron would go to a nudist beach when he has such poor self discipline, though?
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I would have hung blinking christmas lights on it and smiled.
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i probably wouldnt have gone to a nudist beach in the first place
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People on nude beaches are used to seeing that. No problem.
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If you were at a nudist resort you should have already known you are required to carry a towel with you. The towel is used to sit on when sitting and for guys to cover up if they should get an erection. I have been a nudist for well over 30 years. I always carried a towel as it is required. Are you sure you were not at a nude beach as they are lax with the towel requirement?.
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Its Friday, get out of the house. And yes, I'd post a pic. Lets see if it is as embarrassing as you said.
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Where was you keeping the hankie?
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I think you're trying to be funny but if it's a true story the answer is to roll onto your front & think about football until you calm down.
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I would have told the truth about going to a nudist beach.
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