ANSWERS: 49
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"Sup" and jesture the peace sign while hitting my chest.
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Don't just sit there Start Cooking.
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Shouldn't you be in the US mate?
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Oh get the hell out!
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Morning Barack, that was a great night big guy : )
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LOL, wut?
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WASSUPPPPP!!!!!!!!
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I'd say: "Where did that table come from??"
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I have stairs?
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I say nothing to anyone until I've had my coffee.
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Hi Mr. President. Please don't destroy our economy with this cap n' trade nonsense. Get rid of the Chief Alarmist Al Gore and look into some real Science: http://www.petitionproject.org/ "So the Global warming frenzy is, indeed, threatening our civilization. Not because global warming is real; it is not. But because of the all the horrible side effects of the global warming scam. I love this civilization. I want to do my part to protect it. If Al Gore and his global warming scare dictates the future policy of our governments, the current economic downturn could indeed become a recession, drift into a depression and our modern civilization could fall into an abyss. And it would largely be a direct result of the global warming frenzy. My mission, in what is left of a long and exciting lifetime, is to stamp out this Global Warming silliness and let all of us get on with enjoying our lives and loving our planet, Earth." ~John Coleman http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/19842304.html
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...How did you get in here?
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You've already stole all of my money, what the hell else do you want?
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Did I leave the door open again?
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How the $%^& did you get in?!?
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Put that cigarette out!
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'You're late for work.'
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"Get the Hell outta mahouse you sonvabitch"
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Shoot first ask questions later
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Whats up Prez? Hows the white house life? Want a beer?
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"I see Mr. President that Chuck Norris and Rambo failed another mission and again, my country calls on me"
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Where did the stairs come from?
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Um, does Michelle know where you are?
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Hey, Sir! Whuz up? Good to see you. Do you want to see me about something? Would you stay for dinner? What's your favorite meal? I'm honored you stopped by.
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A toss up between something to the effect of 'get the hell out of my house!' Or, brew up a couple of cups of coffee and ask him why he feels it necessary to continue the Progressive agenda of the destruction of our economy, our freedoms, our country that has been ongoing for the past 80 years or so?
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How did you manage to sneak a flight of stairs into my apartment?
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Are you hungry? Can I fix you something to eat? I say that to everyone who comes over...I love to cook and I love to feed people. Happy Sunday! :)
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o crap my friend was right!!! this is a dream im going back to bed!!
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Home invader! I know my rights when it comes to home invaders :-)
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Time to change the locks again, you sly boots.
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I would first ask him what he was doing in my kitchen uninvited and secondly I would politely ask him to leave. President or not, he has no business forcing his way into my home. He is not wanted or welcome here.
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Damn, it must've been one helluva night. I get the President and a second floor to my house!
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"Dude, you so totally deserve some apple pie. My Mom brought one of her best over." "Can I get you some ice cream with that?"
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Sup cracka
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What the hell are you doing in my house, Mr. President?
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Bassturd better scramble to get out before I see him in my home!
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Hi.
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Why are you in my basement, and why did you move my kitchen table?
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1. How did you get through my dead bolt locks? 2. Which body double are you? 3. Get out!!!
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How about that I done lost my shat! GET OUT OF MY DAMN HOUSE!!!
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I suppose you have some Marines you want me to lodge, and won't take no for an answer.
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I am stunned and amazed! My kitchen isn't down stairs. It is on the same level as my bedroom.
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dial 911 and tell them i have an unpatriotic,Godless, Traitor in my kitchen....and i have no idea how he GOT IN!!!!
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"Thanks for making me a basement, Barack!"
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How in the hell did you get in here?
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S'up O? Want a beer?
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"It's been almost a year, and I have yet to see any "hope" or "change". WTF are you doing, dude? Playing solitaire in the Oval Office?"
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I'd pull my gun and tell him to get the f*** out of my house and call the cops.
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hi, how did you get in here?
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