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Becca4
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"I'm pregnant" "I have an addiction" "I hate you" "I'm leaving"
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swear words
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"I have an addiction" "I hate you" "I have no faith"
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Child walks into the room drenched in blood and says "The clown made me do it!."
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I hear voice in my head telling me to do very bad things!!
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Their version of my history.
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Are you my father?
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I'm in jail
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"Mom, does this outfit make me look skanky enough?" as she leaves for her job as a prostitute.
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"Suck my d*ck." "What's a dildo? (Can I have one?)" "When I turn 18, I'm leaving for good." "I hate you." "I wish you were dead." "I'm hammered." "I'm pregnant."
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Some of the things I said to my parents like: "Dad, could you come get me, I have just been arrested?" "Mom, I think I cut my finger off". "Dad I need more money". "Dad, your pick up truck just blew the motor." Thankfully we managed to get our daughter through it without having these conversations. She's an adult now and doing just fine.
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I hate you and there's nothing you can do to change it.
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It would have to be the "I'm pregnant" or "my girlfriend" is pregnant, depending on if you have a boy or girl.(and being a teenagers) My dad always said he was glad he had more sons then daughters because with a son you have to worry about one "dick" and with a girl you have to worry about "all the dicks" around. LOL +5 great question.
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my girlfriend and her boyfriend are moving in with us, i hope you don't mind and neither one has a job
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How fast can you get to the hospital? Would probably make me panic.
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'im thinking about shooting myself' 'mom can you pick me up, im drunk' 'i hate you!' 'i want to change my skin color.' 'im thinking about wearing all pink' even though i dont have kids.
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"Why did you have me? You don't love me. You spend time on yourself and your friends but make me feel like I'm in the way and you'd like to be rid of me."
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Mom...Dad... I'm pregnant and I snort an 8ball a week! I wanna grow up and be a prostitute! How much you selling that weed for old man?
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im gay
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Mommy's new boss came over for lunch today and they were upstairs "talking" for over an hour!
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I don't love you!!!
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I'm going into the military.
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I hate you so much...I just wish you would drop dead!
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Is it normal to bleed from your eyes?
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I have AIDS. haha
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I don't have any kids so I'd never want to hear a kid call me "Dad". ;)
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"... So I finally figured out the best way to cut up the bodies so I could fit 3 at a time in the tub. The bleach makes me itch a little though when I take a bath..." -------------------------------------------------------- and one I've actually said to my mom when I was 12 i think. "Mom I think I need a band-aid." (while i was pooling a good amount of blood on the kitchen linoleum, I had just cut my first knuckle clean down to the bone and split my thumb down the middle a good inch and a half)
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I don't have kids nor do I ever want kids. I never want a kid to called me "Dad" or "I want you to be my father".
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"You'll like it there"
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I'm getting a tatoo (if it is before they are 14 I will make a deal with them, pick the tatoo and where they want it and if they still want that tatoo in that spot, I will pay for it. I just hope it works.) I am (or my girlfriend is) pregnant can you come pick me up from jail? al gore is my hero
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I am leaving state.
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Can you raise bail money for me?
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"I'm pregnant" I did that to my mom at 15.....gawd help me children if they do the same.
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Haha my mom is filled with dread when she hears me say Guess where I am/what I'm holding/what I just did :) I tend to constantly find incredibly interesting and fun things to do that always seem to be in that "last thing you want to hear" category from a parents point of view. I've come home announcing the "adoption"/"rescue" of a number of different creatures, such as ostrich eggs I unexpectedly brought home, or injured vultures. I've called her on the phone while careening down back roads in a very creative assortment of homemade vehicles, or while holding snakes or possums or to say "guess what, the coyotes are really close this time!!". I've come into the house with a wide array of bloody and not so bloody injuries (always ecstatic and bursting to tell of my adventure of course). I've fallen off roofs, gotten stuck, with a horse, in quicksand, and am constantly climbing things and jumping off things. And because of my reputation with horses, it's me to me that people bring their bad and dangerous horses that other people won't work with, so I should add "Guess who I'm sitting on!" to the list haha. I have lots of stories :)
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I'm going to answer my own question because my mother in law just experienced a good answer to this question yesterday. "Mom they caught me trying to cross weed into the US from Mexico. Immigration has me. Can you come talk to the judge?" lmao
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disrespect/sass of me, their dad OR any adult.a child without respect is "uncivilized"...and they never did or have...they are grown now..but one thing i never want to hear "i'm dying" ..i pray to go first....
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"hi dad",lol
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Dad, I have cancer or dying.....that would be the end of me.
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..."Dad, when you were at work, mom must've had a preacher come over. I heard her scream "OH GOD" alot!!!"
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"I'M KILLING US ALL !!!!"
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I hate you.
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"Uh-oh" followed by a hushed, "don't tell mom."
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"Mommy said the milkman is my father."
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"Hey dad, no you can't pick me up there i'm somewhere else..well its kinda near...you better just talk to the cop to get directions..." And thats from personal experience.
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I don't love you
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i hate you.
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''i want to die'' God protect us from death
-NUNYA-- 
Cruiser - IYNGUYCPL 
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